So, some of you may know I dance, mostly hip hop. For one of my hip hop group’s performances, our “costume” was a wife beater, and suspenders. Awkward me had never worn a wife beater, so I borrowed one of my best friends’ shirts. THESE THINGS ARE TIGHT. Okay, little did I know that after I put on the damn thing with suspenders I looked like a stripper. 

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Thank you to those who told me that, or DIDN’T tell me that… My hair is also now very short compared to this photo. Jeeze, I was wearing jeans and matching red converse too. I probably looked like a firefighter stripper! EVEN WORSE. 

It is clear I have to work on these things. Then again, maybe I don’t know what strippers look like. Look at those ab…. wait…. lack thereof. 

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